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Binge Drinking Responsibly The only "spirit" one may drink after consuming beer is Jagermeister, preferably in shot form. Everything else will make you sick. It's best to omit the fact that one doesn't remember stretches of the evening when relaying stories of superhumorous antics to friends and co-workers. If one dances in a state of full-scale inebriation, one will feel incredible, but toes will be stepped on. Do not buy drugs from people in bathroom stalls. You will pay too much money for something you'll be too messed up to feel (should it in fact be the real thing), and you will feel the hangover all week. Binge drinking while pregnant often results in fetal alcohol syndrome, and doing so while not pregnant often results in pregnancy. Always remember to say "Never Again" the next morning. [ San Francisco | MetroActive Central | Archives ]