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Beyond the Pale: Jim Gaffigan is even whiter in person.
Jim Gaffigan
Mountain Winery, 14831 Pierce Road, Saratoga, 408.741.0763, Thu, June 1, 7pm; $57-$127
By Jimmy Aquino
The moment you hear the words "airline" and "peanuts," you know you're trapped in a room with a bad observational standup (or an ancient Evening at the Improv rerun full of 10 of them). On the other hand, a really good observational standup is someone like Indiana-born Jim Gaffigan, who brings his act to the Mountain Winery.
Like other observational comics, Gaffigan fixates on food, but not on exhausted food-related topics like peanuts, Taco Bell or that other '80s classic, Grape Nuts ("What is the deal? It's neither a grape nor a nut!"). His favorite punching bag is Hot Pockets, which are like calzones if they were made by a crackhead and come complete with a jingle that makes "By ...Mennen!" sound like Kid A ("Hoooot Pocket!").
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Like another self-deprecating paleface, Conan O'Brien, Gaffigan frequently beats up on his own appearance. He's turned his whiteness into the key gag for a series of cheapo and very funny superhero cartoon spoofs created for Late Night With Conan O'Brien. In "Pale Force," a buffed-up Gaffigan and his cowardly sidekick Conan (both voiced by Gaffigan) strike fear into the hearts of evildoers with their pale skin and laser-firing nipples. The next episode of "Pale Force" ought to be a celebrity deathmatch between the melanin-challenged men of steel and those albino twins from The Matrix, with Powder as the referee.
In an avclub.com interview, Gaffigan said he doesn't curse anymore onstage. "Clean standup comedy" are three words that often scare people away though not as badly as "Kevin Federline rapping." What's unique about Gaffigan is that he got funnier as he did away with the profanity, which is like Richard Pryor in reverse. At about the same time as the f-words vanished, he developed a falsetto "inner voice" character—an unamused, prissy female audience member commenting on Gaffigan's jokes. It's become an audience favorite. With his clever riffs on junk food, religion and Tom from MySpace-style yellow fever ("I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda"), Gaffigan proves that curse-free observational humor doesn't have to suck like, well, a Hot Pocket.
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