The Vince Foster Page

If The Vince Foster Page had jurisdiction, Bill Clinton and his cronies would be found guilty, guilty, guilty in the "suiciding" of presidential counsel Vince Foster. This site, lovingly cultivated by a Young Foe of Bill at that nursery for freshmen conservatives, Dartmouth University, downloads "a-ha" after "a-ha": "Almost no blood was evident on or under the body, despite a large exit wound in the back of Foster's head," reads the motto at the top of the welcome page. There are "enhanced" photos of the .38-caliber Colt revolver "supposedly" found in Foster's hand when his body was "discovered" in a park. There are even blurry hand-drawn maps of the park, aerial photos of the park, and "strong evidence" that Foster actually died a) in the White House parking lot, b) in the park parking lot, c) in Hillary's amorous death-grip. That theory can be found on the "sexual influences" page, which informs us that blond hairs and semen stains (not Foster's) were found on the victim's underwear. (And we thought Hillary's cajones were strictly of the metaphorical variety.) Ever broad-minded, the VF Page informs us that the affair-with-Hillary-theory is unlikely given the "opposing view . . . that Hillary is strictly interested in other women, as indicated by her rumored ongoing affair with Mary Steenburgen." A-ha! (JW)

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