Cyrano Server

Love life got you down? Fighting with your honey again? Got kicked out of bed because of your cold feet? Then why not write your significant other a sweet little love letter. You say you're not a poet, huh? Then call up your own web Cyrano, and he'll write you a passionate epistle that'll melt your lover's heart like a hot knife through butter. The Cyrano Server gives you several stylistic options for your letter, from desperate to poetic. Cyrano also asks you a few questions to elicit some choice adjectives about your relationship. Then, after careful analysis of your personal style of romance and the severity of your romantic problems, Cyrano cranks out a love letter perfect for the occasion. For example, here's a steamy letter: Dearest Romeo, My love, I can imagine myself kissing your taut body and slathering you with various oils and strawberries. Your sexy buns are my anchor in the stormy sea of life; I wonder how I ever made it through a day without you. Please meet me tomorrow dressed in your big stuffed codpiece and we will celebrate our unconsumated love together. Yours tragically, Juliet And here's something slightly more intellectual: Dear Zelda, My love, we are like Beatrice and Dante; Dido and Aeneas. ... As surely as angular momentum is conserved, our wicked love will endure the entropy of the universe. Your legs are as moving as Bach's ascending canon. Please meet me in your garters at the laboratory. We will study your liquors and analyze the composition of insatiable strawberries. Yours voraciously, F. Scott Okay, the system isn't quite perfect, but you will get an amusing and potentially charming love letter that you can print out and deliver to your sweetie pie (or use the mail function in your web browser and transport your amour electronically). But you might want to attach it to a dozen roses and a big box of chocolates, just to make sure that Mr./Ms. Right isn't offended that you're giving out pre-fab love notes. (TLB)

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