Whatever you think of his philosophy and methods, one thing's for sure: The Unabomber is overdue for a fashion overhaul. (If Mr. UnaB. doesn't turn up on Mr. Blackwell's list this year, we'll eat our rakishly angled chapeau!) When you've been on the lam for 15 years, a chameleonic commitment to the sartorial is not a maybe, it's a MUST. Yet judging from his publicity still (above left), Mr. UnaB. is hopelessly locked in the clunky couture of the late 1970s. Note the Chris Kristofferson-circa-Star-Is-Born-remake perm peeking out from underneath the sweatshirt hood. And that hood, well, the less said about it the better. Media savant that he is, there's simply no excuse for such an image faux pas, anarchist or no anarchist. What the Unabomber needs is an explosive new look. And, using the latest in computer makeover technology (we hope we haven't offended him, Luddite that he is, but it's much easier to figure out your colors using the new Max Factor software programs) we've given him just that! Ka-boom! We know of one bomber who's no longer a fashion bomb! [ CyberScape | MetroActive Central ]